Dita Von Teese or She-Male: Which Would You Pick?

October 02nd, 2008 | Category: All Gossip

For anyone who has ever thought Dita Von Teese is, look-wise, anything less than smoking, Dita has you reevaluate your reply by playing a game of “which would you bang?” with one of the ugliest women on the face of the planet. Anyone who doesn’t reply with “I’d hit that with a ton of bricks” to the girl on the left, needs to seriously consider changing sexual preferences. Meanwhile, Dita Von Teese laughs at your former naivety by ripping off your balls, and doing the Mexican Hat Dance all by them.